EXCLUSIVE: Bill Clinton Visits Downtown Surf City

By John Earl
Surf City Voice

Former United States of America president Bill Clinton was in town yesterday at the Hyatt Regency Hotel on PCH for a meeting of unknown content and purpose. Clinton was spotted by the hotel’s hard working staff—one of whom confided in the Voice—as he walked by in the lobby. Clinton exchanged greetings with the workers by mutual hand waving. It is not known at this time if the former two-time (and two-timing) president spent the night at the hotel or what room he would have slept in if he actually did spend the night, but it probably would have been the presidential suite. Nor is it known which nearby downtown restaurant/bar the former president went to, if indeed he did go to a downtown restaurant/bar (this writer’s guess is that he would have gone to Sharkee’s and the cup cake store, but I’m not sure in what order) or if he walked on the pier or if he just skipped the downtown altogether and went to Newport Beach. Nor is it known if Clinton went for a walk on the beach or went surfing along the side of the pier—or if he did go surfing by the pier if he by chance bumped into Dana Dude and if they got into a fight after that happened, that is, if it did happen. The Voice will continue to keep its readers updated as new information flows in, but about all that we can confirm at this time is that former president Bill Clinton did indeed appear at the Hyatt Regency Hotel.

Photo: Stolen from Orange Juice blog which probably stole it from somewhere else.

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